davestriderroxylalonde: So theres this really sweet girl who sits next to me in my history class and she helps me out with my work sometimes and stuff and shes really soft spoken and kind and today i walked into class and saw her working on this really intricate design in her notebook and i was all “oh what are you working on?” And looked over at it and iT WAS REALLY DETAILED CALIGRAPHY OF “SUCK...
saferincages: shoutout to everyone who puts up with my insanely varied interests (◡‿◡✿) shoutout to the followers who have never spoken to me but stay (✿◠‿◠) shoutout to the people I talk to every day and often rant to emotionally (◕‿◕✿) shoutout to the people who I sometimes go weeks without talking to but then can message out of the blue and still adore just as much (✿☺‿☺) shoutout to...
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
warandpichu: stealinyoman: marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you this is the best advice ever omg
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat: spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful. you can go fuck yourself my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
peet4s-bunns: peet4s-bunns: peet4s-bunns: So, one of my friends was walking down the street and she saw Aladdin in a chipotle You think I’m joking don’t you
“so what are you learning in math at the moment?” that’s a good question
have you ever loved a fictional character so much that whenever you see a picture of them your heart tingles and your vocal cords produce this awkward screeching noise that sounds a bit like a dying cat
drarna: instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.
Friend: What's the difference between ships and otps?
Me: Ships make you smile and sigh and get a little teary-eyed maybe. Otps make you claw your own face off and sob.
some bitch: omg you wore that shirt the other day
me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine
awkwardvagina: one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
basedgodniall: I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
Friend: What's your type?
Me: Famous or fictional.
spookymormon: please stop asking me about my future ill cry
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
im slowly unlearning how to english
Naruto 631 - Team 7 Reunion Feels
ARE YOU READY FOR A TEAM SEVEN REUNION
Sasuke: Sakura, you're heavy.
Sasuke: Sakura's acting weird.
Sasuke: Sakura, what about you? You should've notice first. Your analyzation skills and illusionary technique know-how is the best in our squad.
Sasuke: Sakura, who did that to you?
Sasuke: I could not forgive you, EVEN you.
Sasuke: I don't want to lose those dear to me.
Sasuke: You have to save Sakura, no matter what, I know you can save her, once you’ve got her… carry her, and run… as far… and fast…. that you can.
Sasuke: Sakura... arigato.
okaydoke: if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
clever-one-word-url: GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. GUYS MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...